Bring on the fights! After being away for three weeks, our journey through Yakuza 0 brings us back to Sotenbori once again for Chapter 11: A Murky Riverbed. Goro Majima is still mourning the loss of the recently skeletonized Wen Hai Lee. This week, we're talking about Yakuza Chalice Dungeons, Joker knock-offs, and major leakage. On the side: why did Suda cross Iwao Bridge? To get to the other side. Also: ACAB (All Cops are Billiken)

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Pocket Circuit is over! We're parking our tiny cars and getting back to business with Chapter 10 of Yakuza 0: A Man's Worth joined by Dan Silva of Pod of Greed/Sonic Shuffle! This week, we're talking about cool tattoos, a brand new system of currency, and hundred-man spanking machines. On the side, Kiryu tries raw water, points out a contradiction, and loses an unwinnable dance battle. Oh and uhh also Japanese Catfight Club I guess. It's a matter of protocol!

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Lock up your Pockets and feel the Circuit! Kiryu doesn't want to advance the plot this week so instead he's going to be spending his time racing tiny cars with (mostly) children. That's right, it's the Pocket Circuit episode! This week, we're talking about the pretty terrible Pocket Circuit mini-game. On the side, Kiryu makes some phone calls and bowls a turkey! Just a little something for the fellas...

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Welcome back to Kamurocho! We're back with our number one boy, Kiryu. He's in a tight spot, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have time to go to Sega Hi-Tech Land and play Outrun for two hours. Oops! This week, Kiryu tries to find a place to hide, Shibusawa's secret is revealed, and Tachibana gets a new set of wheels. On the side, we're shopping for the hottest new games and life-coaching some very nice punks. Also Outrun. Lots and lots of Outrun. You're in for the ride of your life!

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Munancho! Things are heating up in Sotenbori as Majima takes on his most twisted opponent yet! We're talking about Chapter 8 of Yakuza 0: Tug of War. This week, we talk about forbidden sex acts, slow firing guns, and typo self-owns. On the side, Majima meets a Spicy Senior, makes the pun of a lifetime, and climbs the Cabaret Club ladder. Enter promo code LIKEAPODCAST for 50% off your first purchase of Wen Hai Lee's Skeleton Cream!

Mmm! What's that smell? Smells like piping hot fried octopus balls, brushed with an unctuous sauce, striped with creamy mayonnaise, and sprinkled with savory bonito. What're those things called again? Cinnabon Delights? We're talking about Chapter 7 of Yakuza 0: A Dark Escape. This week, we're discovering a whole new way to knock someone out, beginning our Cabaret Club adventure, and seeing a whole new side of Wen Hai Lee. On the side, we get wrapped up in dubious medical testing and meet a man with a stranger's face and a very particular set of skills. Grab me a Baja Blast when you head out!

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Gentlemen, start your lawnmowers! This week we're joined by special guest (and Jordan's brother) Sam of Juergen' It, as we play through Chapter 6 of Yakuza 0: the Yakuza Way. Kiryu is in quite a pickle, folks! This week, we're talking about complete domination, Kuze punching the clock, hyper-realistic blood, and magnificent money-blasting. On the side, a bowling alley employee with a little fetish, a middle aged man with an even bigger fetish, and the world's most baffling product placement. Ahh...

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Bad news, folks! We're playing Chapter 5 of Yakuza 0: An Honest Living, but the living is far from honest. But in these trying times, sometimes the hero you need is a large landlord wearing a goofy white suit and a pair of nerd glasses. This week, we learn of a new delicious way to distract the cops, pick out a brand new suit (but not that one), and begin LandlordQuest. On the side, we're supervising a little boy's adult vacation and experiencing a genuine Miracle. I'll meet you at Serena!

Uh oh, Majima's gotta do a hit! We're talking about Chapter 4 of Yakuza 0: Proof of Resolve. This week, we experience a shameful UFO catcher moment, bust a move, meet God Hands himself, and go on an irritating sneaking mission. On the side, we meet a dedicated busker and shape Japanese fiscal policy for years to come. Holy shitballs!

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It's showtime! We're hitting the brightly-lit streets of Sotenbori, Osaka and heading to the glamorous Cabaret Grand! That's right, it's time to meet our second protagonist: Goro Majima! This week, we're talking about customer service fantasies, non-lethal neck snapping, diaper-man gyrations, and the efficacy of Little Lumber vs Big Swords. On the side, we do a Boyfriend Deception and meet a genuine, bona fide dragon. The customer is god.